![]() I think she got hit with the pimp glass the douche bag author is holding (note to self, go to that place at the mall that puts your name on metal goblets (Fine Impression?), and get goblet made up, and then stop off at the craft store for rhinestone's to decorate the goblet with). Her cheek looks like the start of what will be a pretty nasty bruise. But the ugly woman on the cover of this book (who I'm guessing is mighty trustworthy), looks as if she has recently been hit pretty hard on the side of her head. One can't see it too clearly here on goodreads. I just do it to kill and budding optimism I might happen to feel growing in me about the future of the human race.) I figure the other half are assholes like me who revel in reading the most illiterate shit imaginable, or hipsters who find this kind of thing ironic (I find nothing ironic in my wallowing in the muck of our society's intellectual wastelands. What saddens me is that there are between seventeen and nineteen people who have bought this book from the store in the past year, and at least more than half of them I'm sure bought this with the intention of learning from it. But I don't think this is supposed to be humorous. If this was a humor book I'd think it was kind of offensive and racist but also funny. Want to know the two things women respect in you? A: One, your game (ie., your lying fake facade and bullshit 'alpha'-male crap), and Two, your sperm so they can make little babies that are as mack as you are. As a mack, you've got to respect your dick, and you just don't go sticking it into anything that moves. But how to you pick one out? Well they weigh on average between 140 and 300 lbs, have had more than one abortion, probably around 3 to 4 on average and have a couple of kids. What kind of girls should you avoid? A: Cubic Zirconia ones. Want to know how to impress a "Diamond" girl (ie., a girl with money and smarts)? Answer: Read a geography book because she probably likes to travel. This is a book for people who find most of the other 'game' books to be too sophisticated. I don't know if I want to laugh till I crap myself or shoot myself in the face because this book exists. Wh Rule number 10: Don't trust a woman who won't perform oral sex on you. Rule number 10: Don't trust a woman who won't perform oral sex on you. ![]()
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